Monday, April 13, 2009

I got a job offer!

Now lets go over why you would have to be insane to accept it.

1. It was sent as a reply to an email I sent about two weeks ago. The grammar in the email is middle school level at best.

2. The ad on Craigslist didn't specify where the job was located. It turns out its in Chicago.

3. Their "application" is a personality quiz like the type you would find on Facebook.

4. I found almost no evidence this company actually is legit. The only reference to the company I could find on google was the company's official site. The site looked like it was done in geocities.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

New Post

So I was on here and realized that I had not posted anything this month realizing that this would probably make people very angry, I figured that I should probably write something. As I am writing this it is approximately 60 degrees outside right now. While I would like it to be 70 like it was yesterday, I figure I shouldn't complain, as it is still nice for this time of the year. I can't wait till it gets to be 85 everyday. I also want feel that I need a bike for days that are sunny and warm. Walking takes to long and at least with a bike you can not only move some what fast, but it also gets you in the sun, resulting in a tan.

Tonight is also pub trivia at Uisca. In case you haven't been following, we have steadily been getting better since we started and now usually get 4th or 5th place. However, last week 2 out of 3 of our regular team mates didn't show up, resulting in a second to last place finish. Hopefully we do better this week. I even got the book that the quizmaster uses to create the questions so hopefully some of the facts are in my mind at least a little bit.

Another thing that more people should do is go to the theater. It makes you more cultured and you will be able to stick your nose in the air, knowing that you are better then the uncultured swine that sticks with theater of the screen (i.e. movies like Fast and Furious). Speaking of Fast and Furious, I plan on celebrating its release by glueing a shitty looking, miscolored spoiler onto the back of it and speading to the nearest theater. Yay Corollas! Anyways, back to the theater. I went to see performance of "The Lost World" and "War of the Worlds". Both plays were based on radio performances of the stories, meaning that there were no props except for the costumes and everyone read from the same scripts that were used during the original radio broadcasts. They were all directed by the Q. I'm sure the guy has a real name, but it is irrelevant of the fact that he is an omnipotant space being and therefore beyond such mortal traits like names.

On the food end of things I have decided what my final meal would be if I ever get a terminal disease or sent to death row. It would consist of a slightly dry Pad Thai, Mandirin Chicken from Trader Joes, and a rack of spare ribs. Maybe a huge plate of shellfish as an appitizer. In fact, someone should get me this right now.

Welp, I don't know what else to write right now. I suppose I could give some theories on sasquatch, but I'm kinda mentally drained right now. I know I say this a lot, but I'd like to write blogs more often, maybe branch out into short articles some times. Also, if anyone knows of some good Alt. History novels or cool sci-fi books I would be thankful.